LET”S REREAD HOMESTUCK P7

We resume reading Homestuck!

>Meanwhile, in the past again.

You’re almost done patching up the hole in your window with the GAFFER TAPE.

But it’s sort of hard to get any work done when people keep pestering you all day. You guess you better get that.

Patching up a hole in a window, Dave? And immediately after doing this you talk with Jade? Why Noo… I’m sure this isn’t foreshadowing at all. :P

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LET’S REREAD HOMESTUCK P6

Some comments from the thread:

I’m really enjoying this and I don’t want you to stop, but I had to ask here: are you saying Rose and John are related? Because the Strilonde’s and the Harleyberts are two separate, unrelated families.

cookiefonster said:
Maybe it has to do with Hiveswap stuff?

My Response:
Partly to do with Hiveswap, yes, and also one of Hussie’s comments in one of the physical Homestuck books that inspired [THIS IMAGE] that I saw on Reddit a long while ago.

*If* in Hiveswap it turns out that Grandpa!Jake DID indeed adopt Mom!Roxy, this makes Rose and John cousins. If it turns out he was just mentoring her? Well, then it doesn’t really change anything as Homestuck stands and just makes for a cute theory/lens to look at things with.

Now, then… Back to the reread…

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LET’S REPEAD HOMESTuCK- 5.2 – SBAHJ EDIPTON

>Post 5.2: THE SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF SHOW

Let’s Talk SBAHJ!

This is likely going to be a shorter post than the others, as I tried doing a serious critique of each and every post on SBAHJ’s part of the site and… I gave up half way through.

What is Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff in context of MSPA and Homestuck- and the conclusion there of in Act 7? It does little to surprise anyone that SBAHJ started as a troll comic. There was a guy, on a forum, making shitty comics, parodying another guy, who made a comic, parodying another guy’s comic. The first guy was Andrew Hussie. His comic was SBAHJ.

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Let’s REREAD HOMESTUCK 5.1

>ACT 2 ==>

We open Act 2 with Rose’s GameFAQ guide and a Windy page of John’s house transitioning to the Medium.

The KERNEL divides. The two halves go their separate ways, leaving behind the SPRITE portion.

The 7 Gates appear, and- BOY. – the Sprite transforms.

What is left of the SPRITE undergoes a mysterious transformation.

For a moment you thought you heard someone say “BOY”, as if whispered in the periphery of your awareness.

It was probably just your imagination though.

Next is a {S}ound page that’s the walkaround but I’m not going to cover anything from that. WV is directing John to do things, one of which is to talk with Rose.

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Rose; Play the Rain

Oneshot

Several Years after creating their new Universe, Rose decides it’s well about time to do her quest and PLAY THE RAIN.


LET’S RE_READ HOMESTEAK4

>Resume Reading.

You resume reading at the page of clownsprite’s birth.

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LET’S REREAD HOMESTUCK 3

>Calum: Resume Reread

You resume rereading after struggling through a massive headache of a day and finding a good half of the next day consumed by stuff that was recorded the night before…

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